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There is the "John Co. Electronic Times" below here, where articles are posted. So far there are two small articles to be viewed, one a John Co. matter, the other for everyone.

Congratulations to John Jacques who left in the middle of a bussiness meeting to watch the movie entitled the Longest Yard. He just walked right out with a grin on his face.

George Mattie and Tyler Chokes are blamed for the mass shortage of slushies on the second floor. SOMEONE (George) and SOMEONE ELSE (Tyler) poured large amounts of slushie material into a cooler to take home!

BLAST FROM THE PAST by John R. Jacques

Recently several John Co. Members admitted that they took a break from San Andreas and went on a cyber vacation to Vice City once again. Since I myself have done this, I think it is safe to say Vice City has replay value, as with all Grand Theft Auto games. Don't forget about them---play GTA:III and Vice City once again. And for Drew, who doesn't have a PS2, enjoy Grand Theft Auto: II. It's time to recieve a blast from the past.

Slushie Machine Part II by John Jacques

Salvation for our thirst has come at last! No longer must be drink from the coffee machine down on the second floor because some idiot broke the slushie machine! Our engineer fixed it! We are whole again, my people. Have a slushie.

BUSTED By John R. Jacques

One employee on the third floor was busted by John Brown today. Employee Tyler Chokes was caught using a fake installation screen he downloaded from a site called Ebaums World. The installation screen faked an installation, allowing him to slack off and wait for the 'installation' to complete. John Brown somehow new it was fake.

"It's not like I haven't use it before, of course." he said, winking twice and saying there was something in his eye. Tyler Chokes, though he tried to explain it was a joke, got a pay cut for the week. I feel sorry for you, Tyler. Wink, wink...

SLUSHIE MACHINE by John R. Jacques

Someone on the third floor broke the slushie machine. This would have been fine had I not been thirsty for slushies at the time. Own up, culprit, and be recognized. I want retribution for this act of violence against my dear Slushie Machine! You broke its arm off! I had to do with some strange coffee from the second floor, and, as you all know, the coffee machine down there has a bad reputation. Whoever broke the slushie machine, I'm huntin' you down...

FACT OR FICTION? By John R. Jacques

For f*ck sakes. It is a fact that John Co. is a real bussiness. It is a fact were are a legimate bussiness. We are not some rag-tag fools building a site dedicated to a company that doesn't exist.

It is also a fact that John Co. does, indeed, make products. This site is for entertainment for our staff and is not serious.

REVIEW by John R. Jacques

Starcraft

Take a futuristic war game. Combine that was Blizzard Entertainment and tons of gore and you get Starcraft. Starcraft is a series well known for its strategic warfare with three species that are complete rivals: Terran, Prottoss and Zerg. Terran are ignorant, killing and asking questions later (that's us, of course). Zerg are murderers, breeded only for one purpose. You can guess. Prottoss are the firstborn of the Xel'Naga (It's a long story) and are wise.

The game is all about combat, with you controlling your species of choice in the missions, or freeplay against computer or other players on battle.net. Needless to say I recommend Starcraft to anyone who loves any kind of violence.

John.co is starting a bussiness. you send us pictures of anything you want to sell and we will buy it or sell it from you and place it on our site.

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