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STAFF STUFF
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INJURIES
FRANK SAVAS has been shot in the leg by a small caliber pistol.






Staff Comments

John Brown- Gonna be busy for the entire week, with three jobs in a row. Two of them are in America and one is in Cuba. Watch the news, and maybe you'll here about it.

John Jacques- Relaxing after a few jobs. Almost got shot in the last job.

Jim Grimes- On a mission involving a local man and his arch enemy.

Bobby Smith- On another violent internet request, and I love it!

Sarah Leopins- Too many jobs this Summer to count, I'm tired.

Ryan Commons- {out on a mission, be back soon...I hope!}

Frank Savas- On short leave after getting my leg shot in a convienance store accident. Worst of all, it wasn't even a mission!

Chris Black- On a mission.






Nasty Kills
Chris Black slit a target's throat with a pencil.
 
John Brown shot a guy in his sack with a sand-bag gun, his only weapon at the time. He then walked up to the groaning man, placed with weapon to that man's head and fired.
 
Bobby Smith killed an "annoying" (innocent) mailman by forcefully bring the man into his house, applying duck tape on his mouth and tying him down. He then kicked him in his sack for quite a while before slitting his throat. Bobby Smiths' only regret is that he had to clean it up.
 








































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