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John Brown's Missions

I was late at night i was in Canada Gravenhurst ont and there was this guy that found out a little to much about us so i thought id pay him a visit so what i got to the marks house in parked my car in the bush and walked up to the front door and rang the door bell a man came to the door and are you the owner of this home and he said no im his brother so i said may i come in and talk to him im a old friend he said sure so i come in and he said heal be a min and when he came in and saw me he yelled to his brother run so i pulled out my magnum and as his brother ran for the door i shot him in the leg and then i turned to my mark and said i dare you to run and the man said please dont kill me and i said go help your brother and he ran over to him and tryed to put presher on his wound and as he did that i pulled out my uzi and pumped him full of lead.

I went to Texas to kill a con artist. I rented an old Ford Truck and looked around the town. I saw the guy making a deal so I sped up and smoked 'em both. So I killed the conner and an innocent, but I DID save him a bunch of money... he never got to get conned.

John Jacques' Missions

I took a flight to New Jersey to take out some punk who owned a little gang. I stepped out into the polluted air and wanted to get my job done. It was a small job, but a job nontheless. I went to the guy's home and knocked. No answer. I took out my trusty lockpick kit and was soon inside. I hid behind an old couch. Soon he came in and went to a rusty fridge to get a beer. He turned around and didn't have time to scream before my silenced Colt .45 did its work. I got off clean.

I was sent off to kill a man at a Funeral. A classic job. I got a taxi to get me there and go out. Plenty of cover from trees and gravestones. I crept silently to the Funeral. My mark was there- a tall man. He was sad. I aimed my Colt .45 and fired a silencered shot. Several people screamed and started to run. Two security guards pulled out their guns. One was dead before he knew what happend. The other saw where I was. He fire 3 shots and dodged behind a grave stone. I fired but missed. He was dodging around another gravestone when I got him. I put on a mask and said "Forgive me father, for I have sinned" to the preacher and left. Okay, I'm not too Religous. But I am somewhat.

Bobby Smiths' Missions

I had to kill someone with a shotgun, not in a public place. That was really fun. The guy cried like a girl when I told him he was going to die. Man, he flew a couple feet when I blasted him. I got out clean.

I was sent off by John Jacques to kill a witness to some case about a murder. I arrive at her home late at night. I don't like stealth that much. I kicked down the front door and walked in with my shotgun. I stood there for a couple minutes. A voice from upstairs said 'who's there.' A man's voice. Her husband. A shot through the roof and heard him say that was close. Then I fired again. A scream. I got him. I heard the woman dial 9-1-1. I ran upstairs. I burst into the bedroom. The man was alive and going for his gun. I shot him with a shotgun.

"For you, dear, a magnum." I said, grinning. I pulled out a magnum and shot her clean in the forhead, between the eyes. A kid appeared in the doorway. About 10 years old.

"Oh my..." he started to say, but he never finished. I picked him up and threw him out the window. I went outside and he groaned so a shot him in the face and left just before the cops arrived.

Jim and I went to do some damage on competitors. We arrive 8 hours after we left and went to a hotel. The next day the war started in a secluded enemy base. It was war, just the way I like it. Violent. After about 30 minutes of non-stop killing Jim got shot in the arm. Jim got the guy that did it. We had to retreat after a while--- but we did some good damage.

On e-mail request I was to kill a man in Havana with an uzi in a public place. It was easy... all the streets had tons of people. Anyway I ran up to the guy and said "You cheated on your wife, stole money from your friends and beat up a little kid!" and then I pumped him full of two clips from my uzi. The guy got a bad reputation from my lies and not many came to the funeral... the closed-casket funeral.

On Internet Request I had to kill a man with a shotgun in Tokyo. Secretly. The man who hired me got a $500 rebate because I didn't do it secretly. He was working in his office. I put a mask on and walked in with my shotgun. The secretary immediately picked up a phone and pressed 9-1--BLAM! The guy must have hidden a tiny glock in his drawer. When I busted down the door he fired three shots. Two hit the roof and one shot his desk. I promptly shot hit him, and his head flew against the wall! I actually had a police chase to get away, but get away I did...

Jim Grimes' Missions

I was sent off to kill a rapist b*st*rd who had raped a guys girlfriend in a back alley in New York. I got there okay. I snuck off in a rented old pickup truck to the "point." I waited for a while and the b*st*rd showed his face at night. I got out of the car and held out my uzi.

"You sick son of a (female dog)." I said, firing a full clip into the man. I hid the body and it still hasn't been found. Please not a dog food factory was nearby and dogs loved the next weeks food.

Bobby and I went to do some damage on enemies. When we got there the action was big. Guys shooting at us with pistols and automatics. One guy had a grenade but I got him. Somewhere in the battle a son of a (female dog) shot me in the arm. I got him in the face, though. We killed a whole bunch of people before setting off.

Sarah Leopins' Missions

Mission 1

I went to Mexico to pick up the pay for a mission Bobby and Jim did--- the mission where Jim was shot. I got there okay. Some street hustlers got in my way a bit but a flash of my gun sent them walking away to sell someone else carpets. I picked up the money in a desserted house and left for the flight home. No trouble at all.

Mission 2

John and I went down to some farm country to kill someone. You'd never guess who was paying us ---a sherrif! It appears he got tired of the town drunk but didn't want to risk killing the drunk himself.

John and I spent two hours searching for him in the rain at night. It was miserable. We went to a barn to rest and found him sleeping on a hay stack. John and I shot him with non-silenced weapons, laughed nad left. An easy mission.

Ryan Commons' Missions

Mission 1
I took a flight to Syberia to snipe out a Russian man. I wait a couple days out in the cold on top of a building waiting for my mark. Finally, he came. I aimed. Just as he opened the door and was going to sit in his car, I fired. He fell into the seat sideways. I quickly got out of there. Police heard the shot.

Mission 2

I was sent off to a small town to kill a kid named Vinny. I got out my trusty ol' Springfield Sniper Rifle and waited in the shrubbery on a long road called Cedar Lane. The kid showed up. His last mistake.

I took him right between the eyes. A perfect shot, but he was standing still, so it was an easy target. It was a silenced shot considering the Police Station is down the street. I hid the body in a creek and went back home.

Frank Savas' Missions

Mission 1
We got word that a leader of a gang that tryed to have Ryan killed was in town so we sent Frank out to plan a bomb on his car but we knew that they would sweep the bottom of the car for bombs where most people put them but not frank at midnight he disabled the car alarm and filled the inside of the stearing wheel with c4 and hooked it up to a remote detinator the next morning we fallowed the car to a ware house where the car drove in that when frank hit the botton and later we found out that that was there meeting place and we had tooken out there whole gang.

Mission 2
John Brown told me to capture a crooked book keeper who had stolen money from John himself. Well it turns out the guy had a bodyguard. When the bodyguard got off duty in the morning and started driving his car away I activated the C4 I had put in his engine earlier. Boom! He was gone.

Then I went back to the sleeping book keeper and kidnapped him and gave him to John Brown. I haven't seen the book keeper since.

I was in Iraq. I had to place a car bomb, which I did. It was a simple job. I stuck around for a bit to wait for someone to pull the detonator. The explosion was pretty good, I think the News said it killed three and injured ten. Oh, well---a job is a job.

Chris Black's Missions

MISSION 1 -The Meeting

Everyone was hired for this one. It was a big job. We all were helping out some Nigerians destory some racist KKK Members. Let's just say it go messy, fast. At late night in a small ghost town (not unlike the ones you'd see in a western movie) we ambushed the KKK in their meeting. Bobby Malone, whilst Jim and John Jacques covered him, went in throwing molotovs. A KKK Member nearly gave John Brown a third nostril with a Tec9, but John Brown got the KKK Member first.

Three Nigerian Men were trapped in a deadly crossfire. A fourth went up to us, shot down a KKK Member and told us if one those people didn't make it out alive, we wouldn't get our cash. John Brown and Bobby Malone took the right flank whilst Jim Grimes and John Jacques took the right flank. We shot them all down and in the end two of the Nigerians made it out. The KKK Leader got his balls shot off by John Brown and he fell down. The KKK lost the fight and the survivors ran away. The Nigerian Men dragged the KKK Leader away and he was never heard of again. John Brown had a shot hand that messed up his aim for a while afterwards. This was our 52nd mission, before Sarah and the others were hired.

I'll write about it later. Be patient.

Why of course these missions aren't real, Authorities, wink, wink.


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		John Brown's Missions I was late at night i was in Canada Gravenhurst ont and there was this guy that found out a little to much about us so i thought id pay him a visit so what i got to the marks house in parked my car in the bush and walked up to the front door and rang the door bell a man came to the door and are you the owner of this home and he said no im his brother so i said may i come in and talk to him im a old friend he said sure so i come in and he said heal be a min and when he came in and saw me he yelled to his brother run so i pulled out my magnum and as his brother ran for the door i shot him in the leg and then i turned to my mark and said i dare you to run and the man said please dont kill me and i said go help your brother and he ran over to him and tryed to put presher on his wound and as he did that i pulled out my uzi and pumped him full of lead. Mission 2 I went to Texas to kill a con artist. I rented an old Ford Truck and looked around the town. I saw the guy making a deal so I sped up and smoked 'em both. So I killed the conner and an innocent, but I DID save him a bunch of money... he never got to get conned. John Jacques' Missions Mission 1 I took a flight to New Jersey to take out some punk who owned a little gang. I stepped out into the polluted air and wanted to get my job done. It was a small job, but a job nontheless. I went to the guy's home and knocked. No answer. I took out my trusty lockpick kit and was soon inside. I hid behind an old couch. Soon he came in and went to a rusty fridge to get a beer. He turned around and didn't have time to scream before my silenced Colt .45 did its work. I got off clean. Mission 2 I was sent off to kill a man at a Funeral. A classic job. I got a taxi to get me there and go out. Plenty of cover from trees and gravestones. I crept silently to the Funeral. My mark was there- a tall man. He was sad. I aimed my Colt .45 and fired a silencered shot. Several people screamed and started to run. Two security guards pulled out their guns. One was dead before he knew what happend. The other saw where I was. He fire 3 shots and dodged behind a grave stone. I fired but missed. He was dodging around another gravestone when I got him. I put on a mask and said "Forgive me father, for I have sinned" to the preacher and left. Okay, I'm not too Religous. But I am somewhat. Bobby Smiths' Missions Mission 1 I had to kill someone with a shotgun, not in a public place. That was really fun. The guy cried like a girl when I told him he was going to die. Man, he flew a couple feet when I blasted him. I got out clean. Mission 2 I was sent off by John Jacques to kill a witness to some case about a murder. I arrive at her home late at night. I don't like stealth that much. I kicked down the front door and walked in with my shotgun. I stood there for a couple minutes. A voice from upstairs said 'who's there.' A man's voice. Her husband. A shot through the roof and heard him say that was close. Then I fired again. A scream. I got him. I heard the woman dial 9-1-1. I ran upstairs. I burst into the bedroom. The man was alive and going for his gun. I shot him with a shotgun. "For you, dear, a magnum." I said, grinning. I pulled out a magnum and shot her clean in the forhead, between the eyes. A kid appeared in the doorway. About 10 years old. "Oh my..." he started to say, but he never finished. I picked him up and threw him out the window. I went outside and he groaned so a shot him in the face and left just before the cops arrived. Mission 3 Jim and I went to do some damage on competitors. We arrive 8 hours after we left and went to a hotel. The next day the war started in a secluded enemy base. It was war, just the way I like it. Violent. After about 30 minutes of non-stop killing Jim got shot in the arm. Jim got the guy that did it. We had to retreat after a while--- but we did some good damage. Mission 4 On e-mail request I was to kill a man in Havana with an uzi in a public place. It was easy... all the streets had tons of people. Anyway I ran up to the guy and said "You cheated on your wife, stole money from your friends and beat up a little kid!" and then I pumped him full of two clips from my uzi. The guy got a bad reputation from my lies and not many came to the funeral... the closed-casket funeral. Mission 5 On Internet Request I had to kill a man with a shotgun in Tokyo. Secretly. The man who hired me got a $500 rebate because I didn't do it secretly. He was working in his office. I put a mask on and walked in with my shotgun. The secretary immediately picked up a phone and pressed 9-1--BLAM! The guy must have hidden a tiny glock in his drawer. When I busted down the door he fired three shots. Two hit the roof and one shot his desk. I promptly shot hit him, and his head flew against the wall! I actually had a police chase to get away, but get away I did... Jim Grimes' Missions Mission 1 I was sent off to kill a rapist bstrd who had raped a guys girlfriend in a back alley in New York. I got there okay. I snuck off in a rented old pickup truck to the "point." I waited for a while and the bstrd showed his face at night. I got out of the car and held out my uzi. "You sick son of a (female dog)." I said, firing a full clip into the man. I hid the body and it still hasn't been found. Please not a dog food factory was nearby and dogs loved the next weeks food. Mission 2 Bobby and I went to do some damage on enemies. When we got there the action was big. Guys shooting at us with pistols and automatics. One guy had a grenade but I got him. Somewhere in the battle a son of a (female dog) shot me in the arm. I got him in the face, though. We killed a whole bunch of people before setting off.						Sarah Leopins' Missions Mission 1 I went to Mexico to pick up the pay for a mission Bobby and Jim did--- the mission where Jim was shot. I got there okay. Some street hustlers got in my way a bit but a flash of my gun sent them walking away to sell someone else carpets. I picked up the money in a desserted house and left for the flight home. No trouble at all. Mission 2 John and I went down to some farm country to kill someone. You'd never guess who was paying us ---a sherrif! It appears he got tired of the town drunk but didn't want to risk killing the drunk himself. John and I spent two hours searching for him in the rain at night. It was miserable. We went to a barn to rest and found him sleeping on a hay stack. John and I shot him with non-silenced weapons, laughed nad left. An easy mission. Ryan Commons' Missions Mission 1 I took a flight to Syberia to snipe out a Russian man. I wait a couple days out in the cold on top of a building waiting for my mark. Finally, he came. I aimed. Just as he opened the door and was going to sit in his car, I fired. He fell into the seat sideways. I quickly got out of there. Police heard the shot. Mission 2 I was sent off to a small town to kill a kid named Vinny. I got out my trusty ol' Springfield Sniper Rifle and waited in the shrubbery on a long road called Cedar Lane. The kid showed up. His last mistake. I took him right between the eyes. A perfect shot, but he was standing still, so it was an easy target. It was a silenced shot considering the Police Station is down the street. I hid the body in a creek and went back home. Frank Savas' Missions Mission 1 We got word that a leader of a gang that tryed to have Ryan killed was in town so we sent Frank out to plan a bomb on his car but we knew that they would sweep the bottom of the car for bombs where most people put them but not frank at midnight he disabled the car alarm and filled the inside of the stearing wheel with c4 and hooked it up to a remote detinator the next morning we fallowed the car to a ware house where the car drove in that when frank hit the botton and later we found out that that was there meeting place and we had tooken out there whole gang. Mission 2 John Brown told me to capture a crooked book keeper who had stolen money from John himself. Well it turns out the guy had a bodyguard. When the bodyguard got off duty in the morning and started driving his car away I activated the C4 I had put in his engine earlier. Boom! He was gone. Then I went back to the sleeping book keeper and kidnapped him and gave him to John Brown. I haven't seen the book keeper since. Mission 3 I was in Iraq. I had to place a car bomb, which I did. It was a simple job. I stuck around for a bit to wait for someone to pull the detonator. The explosion was pretty good, I think the News said it killed three and injured ten. Oh, well---a job is a job. Chris Black's Missions Special Missions MISSION 1 -The Meeting Everyone was hired for this one. It was a big job. We all were helping out some Nigerians destory some racist KKK Members. Let's just say it go messy, fast. At late night in a small ghost town (not unlike the ones you'd see in a western movie) we ambushed the KKK in their meeting. Bobby Malone, whilst Jim and John Jacques covered him, went in throwing molotovs. A KKK Member nearly gave John Brown a third nostril with a Tec9, but John Brown got the KKK Member first. Three Nigerian Men were trapped in a deadly crossfire. A fourth went up to us, shot down a KKK Member and told us if one those people didn't make it out alive, we wouldn't get our cash. John Brown and Bobby Malone took the right flank whilst Jim Grimes and John Jacques took the right flank. We shot them all down and in the end two of the Nigerians made it out. The KKK Leader got his balls shot off by John Brown and he fell down. The KKK lost the fight and the survivors ran away. The Nigerian Men dragged the KKK Leader away and he was never heard of again. John Brown had a shot hand that messed up his aim for a while afterwards. This was our 52nd mission, before Sarah and the others were hired. MISSION 2 -IRAQ I'll write about it later. Be patient.



		Why of course these missions aren't real, Authorities, wink, wink.