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Welcome to the John Co. Website.
 
sincerely your worst nightmare








































Please note we do not give enough evidence to be placed under arrest and therefor state we did this all in self defence, wink wink.






Wow, it's been a busy Summer for us here! Seems the World and all the people in it are good for bussiness. Everybody wants to shoot somebody nowadays. Not that we're complaining.
 
Sarah is back from her internet request mission that was a complete lie. The person did not believe the site was real, and he is now in the hospital.
 
We have a new gun-runner, and let's just say that we have some new 'toys'.






Pic of the Month

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John Jacques got a new Kalishnikov AK-47, and its already been used.








































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If you want to hire us, please go to our Services Section. Feel free to browse out site. We have it covered from the Authorities (why of COURSE it is all fake, cough, cought, winkity, wink).

contact me at john_b2003@hotmail.com

or use alienjohn@hotmail.com

Why of course we really don't mean it... wink, wink.