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We've returned from our extended mission in Iraq. No casualties on our side, but plenty on the other side.








































The citizens of (removed) are in shock today as fourteen-year-old Vinny (removed)'s body was found in Maple Orchard off Cedar Lane.

Constaple Tom Bailey reports that a sniper did the job. Police have not released information on this terrible crime. Vinny was a popular person at the local high school and will be remembered forever by many.

Reports say that Vinny died due to blood loss, trauma or respitory failure. He was shot between the eyes by a sniper rifle while he was walking down Cedar Lane. He will be missed.

Comment by Ryan Commons: That mission was fun. I don't think I left any evidence at all.






In the News today a 27 year old mailman's remains were found by Bobby Smith.
"That was nasty. I found him on the street with a couple bullets in him." Mr. Smith said grimly. Police say they have one suspect but aren't releasing information. An autopsy confirmed two things. The man died of the shotgun bullets lodged in his torso and that someone repeatedly kicked his in the groin area. If you have any information on this at all please contact the Police right away. The man deserves to get justice for his brutal murder.
 
Comment by Bobby Smith- Hah, to bad he won't get it!






Note: This is translated from Russian
 
38 year old Ivan Lambauski was shot dead today. He was getting into his car when he was shot in the back of the head by a sniper rifle. Witnesses say they just heard a shot and saw him go down. Police Patrolman Igor Yavon says that he heard the shot and rushed in to see what happend. Police have no leads except they believe it to be an asassination.








































For the Authorities, this is all fake...wink,wink.